deviants and variances

last night, while sitting through a long city council meeting [6 hours long] in misery [no dinner] awaiting my turn [last] to ask for a few code variances [fifteen] i witnessed a council member from a certain district [one] tell an applicant,

"i actually am fifty-fifty, sometimes i like it in the front and sometimes i like a rear entry."

i'll let you guess what he was talking about. it doesn't really matter, i laughed anyway, and it made getting home at an ungodly hour [one a m] more worthwhile knowing he said it and that it was broadcast onto the public-access station [cgtv]. in case you care, my variances were approved [unanimously], by a motion introduced by the above mentioned deviant.

as if the outcome could have been anything less.

in the background::double vie:richard séguin