18.1.06

advice

dear ms. manners:

i received a happy new years card in the mail today from my friend j, the band teacher in san diego. the photograph was of two men: j, the band teacher, and his boyfriend, the porn website owner. the trouble is, i can't tell which one of the two men is j, and which one is his boyfriend.

either j has gained alot of weight and is therefore the chunky one, or the j recently got new glasses and grew a little beard scruff and is the hot one. what's a girl to do to acknowledge the card?

regards,

o.p.b

in the background::shadow of a doubt:roxette

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

dear o.p.b.:
he's the hot one. now go fuck his brains out and make him forget the fat one.
sincerely,
ms. manners.

TOS said...

so what is the porn site then ;-)