four-k

woohoo. today i had my four thousandth visitor to orange paper bike! in just over one year's time. that makes me feel like an accomplished blogger. my anniversary was september thrid, so not too shabby of a visitor log.

to the lucky visitor number four-k: your ip addy ends in two-five-zero and you visited about noon thursday. send me an email and i will send you a little congrats gift. as a humble token of my appreciation for visiting and [hopefully] reading.

no, no, i promise nothing reflecting the red state or the current president who claims it as home, though we tried to send them all back to kennebunkport. but they didn't want 'em either! and if a gift won't do, then i'll owe you a blow job when and if we ever meet, in which case i ask that you please be a man, not a woman! cheers.

in the background::the neverending story:limahl