in the background::confidentiel:jean-jacques goldman
23.8.05
rolling along
i would rather be kicked in the groin a dozen times than to help someone move. especially during the summer. in texas. but i chose the more painful of the two last saturday when i helped someone move out of his place. it was his third move in fourteen months. we started at six-thirty in the morning and finally finished at one-thirty sunday morning. the mercury climbed to over one hundred that day. but the most eventful part of the entire moving was the fact that i personally moved more than thirty spare rolls of toilet paper out of his place. and now i can't get that thought out of my head. is that normal, i ask you, for anyone to have thirty two rolls of toilet paper on hand at any given time? i think perhaps toilet paper man may have some g.i. problems. the fact that he also had two full gallons of bleach [to rinse the tidy-whities] reinforces my theory. of course i could be wrong.
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He could be extremely obsessive.
He could have had a traumatic experience as a child where there was no toilet paper.
He could simply shop at Sam's Warehouse.
Honey, my hubby buys toilet paper in bulk also. We have an entire cabinet in the bathroom dedicated to nothing but toilet paper.
You helped someone move in this heat? I would rather help them pay half of what movers would cost.
Better friend then I am. :)
I, too, buy TP in bulk, mostly when the extra-soft shit (pun) goes on sale.
Gasoline and toliet paper...the fleecing of America.
I buy in bulk too. but 30 rolls?!?! thats a bit much. one bulk package at most is like 12 rolls. and that lasts what? 10-12 weeks?
is your friend that full of....
If you have ever been WITHOUT toilet paper, then you can understand why some of us buy it in bulk.
That way, you are never at a friends house searching frantically for TP in a bathroom that contains one and a half sheets of usable TP (I am just saying, not that it has happened to me).
You come to my house, you can build a bed out of TP (The soft squisy kind of TP).
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