conversion

five thousand four hundred nintey-nine mexican pesos is roughly equivalent to five hundred twenty-six u.s. dollars and one cent, which includes a fifteen dollar and thirty-two cent conversion fee.

how do i know this? because some dishonest mother fucker stole my debit card number and went on a shopping spree at sears [not fucking kidding!] in léon, méxico. oh, and for the record, i hope that same mother fucking asshole who stole it dies a very slow, excrutiatingly painful, extremely lonely death in the street gutter. hopefully caused by the water-born parasites in the water in méxico.

yes! i am bitter.

in the background::all fired up:pat benetar