28.9.06

drop the scalpel and step away from his penis!

i got an email yesterday from a friend of mine who lives here in dallas. she and i actually were high school classmates [since you asked!], back when a fat-ish boy could dye his hair and wear stirrup pants and still be called "new wave." but i digress. anyway, a, the universtiy recruiter, and her very desirable husband are expecting their first child in the next week or so and she and i were exchanging emails, already planning the post-partum frosty-margarita-by-the-pool afternoon. then i got an email that read:
Oh, yea have I asked you the OTHER question? We are probably NOT going to get him(if it is a him) circumcised, do you have an opinion on this? I am asking all my male friends...
to which i could only respond with:
drop the scalpel and step away from his penis!

in the background::cuts like a knife:bryan adams

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