me not being surprised

i have a dear friend named ellie who people naturally assume is a woman. this happens all the time. listen up! ellie is a man. an isreali man. and he has a thousand stories to tell. he's been and lived all over the world and paid for sex in most of those places including every city in eastern europe, and several in the eastern united states. and he's only twenty-nine. he's good-looking, funny and a sex fiend but still loves to buy sex when he travels.

those crazy isreali jews love to give boys girl names, and girls boy names. rumour on the streets of jerusalem is that the name jesus is actually a girl's name. one particular saviour and several million hispanic men are still recovering from the shock of finding that one out. this is me not being surprised. jesus sounds like a girl's name if you ask me...i once worked with an chinese girl who used the name jessus. that was proof enough.

in the background::boy in a dress:namoli brennet